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Embassy Suites Corpus Christi

Embassy Suites Corpus Christi

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Matt Delashaw

no. just dont.

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Theyre doing to much. I became the Yelp Duke of this business after two check ins on Yelp, probably because no one bother to revisit a second time.

My family booked a stay here since it was pet friendly and we also were expecting a discount. Prior to arrival, plans changed and the front desk required stipulations to out discount. We were not able to provide that, so we continued on with our booking and paid full price.

The security guard, who we nicknamed Captain America due to his over appreciation to his job, greeted us first. We loved Captain America. He first asked if we were there to check in, then told us where the best place to park was, so that he could keep an eye on our vehicle and stated when his shift hours were. We would occasionally see him in the parking lot and he would offer us local advice on places to go, and we would warn him of HYDRA operations in the area.

Pluses are theyre pet friendly, although there isnt much space outside for letting pets roam. Its in a mixed area of what seems like small industry and commercial, although there isnt much around. The location is on the highway giving quick access to go somewhere.

Room service and cleaning is by request only. Everything in the room felt dusty. Not like it was actually dusty, but well used. The office chair set the mood. It was worn in a way to suggest someone had their wet skin on it and rubbed the faux leather off.

The bedroom has a musty mildew odor, and it was being covered up with a scented air freshener that is intended for use in a vehicles AC vents. The source of the odor were some nasty panties left behind the dresser. If you are reading this and those are your, i would go see you gynecologist. We used one of the hangers in the room to remove the garments and threw them away in a trashcan outside the room.

Despite the place being uncomfortable, we were willing to enjoy our stay since we would be out and about, and not in the hotel. That is until we left. Upon leaving we were notified that we were being shafted with a $200+ damages fee. If anything we left the room better than it smelled when we came in.

The place gives me the vibes of a place for an escort to call an office.